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Amy's doing a meme?!?

Yeah...I'm doing a meme...mainly because I've liked how its worked out for others so far. So  [info]goddessofbirth and [info]cedelede   are to blame as usual! Thanks gals!
Here's what you do.

Pick a fanfic I've written and I will write you a comment fic following it/taking place in that universe.  As I still haven't figured out how to make a groovy page of all my fics...see what I got from my ff.net profile.


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goddessofbirth From: goddessofbirth Date: June 23rd, 2011 10:40 am (UTC) (Link)
NYA, please.
basched From: basched Date: June 23rd, 2011 11:28 am (UTC) (Link)

Ah! Cool! Just updated the second chapter of this. As I am taking my laptop to T3 with me...I shall do the extra for you laters! MWAH!

basched From: basched Date: June 25th, 2011 10:38 am (UTC) (Link)
Here you go G. It's not my best... :)

He was bored.

Although he had been given a very important job, he just wasn’t having as much fun looking after the ship any more. Before, it was fun and so grown-up to be given such responsibility, now…as Kaylee continued doing more routine maintenance on Serenity…he was left with “just sittin’.”

That was boring.

“Gorramit! Ruttin’ hell!”

Kaylee pulled herself out from under the console again and smiled softly up at the six year old. Finn had placed his feet up on the co-pilot’s panels—in a clear attempt to mimic the merc—but his lack of Jayne height made him slump down into the chair.

Kaylee had given up telling Finn to stop swearing. Between the Captain and Jayne, the boy had heard more cussin’ than what most kids would at his age. It was also clear as day that Wash’s boy had a heavy case of hero worship towards the merc. Mal didn’t like it…probably because he was a little jealous that Finn hadn’t latched on to him.

“Somethin’ wrong, li’l one?” She asked as she sat up and brushed some of her hair out of her face. Finn shook his head and sighed heavily. “Bored?”

“Yeah. Wanna go and help ma, get Jayne and River back.”

“I know you do.” Kaylee slipped into the chair and sat Finn on her lap, hugging him close. “But yer little and it ain’t a place fer li’l people.”

“But I’m not little! Ma said I’m growin’ up real fast! I’ve gotten big!”

“And she ain’t wrong, but ya only a boy…too young to be gettin’ into the thick of things. Ya got the big job of lookin’ after Serenity! Ya know the Cap don’t jus’ leave anyone in charge of her. He knows you’ll keep her an’ me safe.”

“But that’s Jayne’s job.”

“He’s getting’ River back…ain’t he?”

There it was. The big grin widened and brightened so much that Kaylee’s breath caught in her throat. He looked so much like Wash right at that moment that Kaylee could have sworn it was him. Kaylee hugged him even more.

“Yeah…Jayne’s gettin’ her back. So is Simon and…”

“Jayne likes River…don’t he? He says he don’t…but he’s lyin’.”


“They fight a lot. Like Mal and Inara.”

“Yeah, Jayne and Riv fight, though not like the Cap an’ ‘Nara.”

Finn bobbed his head. “Jayne and River scream a lot, they break things and they’re in the infirmary a lot too. Simon doesn’t like it. Mal doesn’t like it either.”

Kaylee felt her face blush. It was going to happen eventually. Whilst the rest of the crew were (more) than aware of the new relationship between the merc and pilot, it was inevitable that the boy would eventually ask questions. Kaylee thought it would be Inara who would explain these things.

“Well…the cap don’t like disruption.”

“He don’t like it when people run about in the nud neither.”

“No. He don’t…it’s one of his rules.”

“Captain Mal yells at me if I do it but he don’t when Jayne and River do it.” Finn shuffled round on Kaylee’s lap so his legs propped over the side of the chair.

“When didcha see them--?” She shook her head. She really didn’t want to know. “Look, the cap don’t know quite what to make of what’s happened to Jayne and River. There’s a lotta questions that needs answerin’.”

“They’re havin' sex, aren’t they Kaylee?”

The mechanic’s mouth dropped open. It was a direct and a perfectly normal question to ask, but again Kaylee’s cheeks burnt a hot red and she just couldn’t respond. Yes was the answer, yes is a simple and clear answer. She couldn’t say it…especially when she thought on Jayne and River.

Whatever they had…it weren’t simple and clear.

Thankfully, the night sky just outside Serenity’s windows, exploded with bursts of colour and explosions. The fireworks crackled and fizzed and it had the mechanic and the boy gazing in wonder at the display.

“Oooh look at the pretty fireworks!”

Finn Washburn was already doing so and was completely oblivious that his mum was behind it all.
thefriskyfire From: thefriskyfire Date: June 25th, 2011 01:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh A this was awesomesauce! I LOVE Finn, such a cutie even with the potty mouth (and frankly, given the ship they're on, it's only to be expected!).

Fabulous, loved it!
basched From: basched Date: June 25th, 2011 02:58 pm (UTC) (Link)

Oh! You've already seen this!! Great!

Finn is such a joy to write! Him with the case of idolism towards Jayne is just something that seemed right...y'know? I will try and do more sometime. And hell yeah...if everyone on that ship swears, in english or mandarin...the fella is going to pick up on it! :)

Glad you liked! Cheers muchly!

goddessofbirth From: goddessofbirth Date: June 25th, 2011 01:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh! I love it! Nothing like a 6 year old asking awkward questions about that violently sexing duo;)
basched From: basched Date: June 25th, 2011 03:00 pm (UTC) (Link)

Glad you liked! And thanks for setting that challenge for me! I did laugh when you requested that 'verse because I had just updated the second chapter! I had to REALLY think on what to write without giving anything else of the plot away!

Much appreciated G-gal! xx
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basched From: basched Date: June 25th, 2011 07:46 pm (UTC) (Link)

There were still no signs of the parents or the police. Time was running out, and so was John Casey’s patience. He was not good with children, he didn’t want to be good with children or deal with the way they dribbled and cried and did children things. But this was a US citizen and he had to protect her…he couldn’t possibly abandon this child…even to the likes of the other Buy More staff.

Now…he had to deal with a new thing this girl was doing. He didn’t like it…it was very ominous. The way she was clenching her legs together, her little hands clutching at the folds of her dress…he didn’t like the way she was hopping from one foot to another or the look of desperation on her face. Her little squeaks and wails said all too clearly what was wrong.

She needed to do some business.

“Don’t you have one of them diaper things? Go if you need to go!” he growled. The girl shook her head and moaned pleadingly at Casey. “You need the toilet?”

“YEAA!” One tiny teeny hand let go of her dress and flapped in the air, beckoning him to take hold and lead her away. “Kitty day me! Pweea?!”

“You’re trained to use the head, take yourself!” he said, ignoring the mean looks he got from a couple of the female green shirts when they came into the room. A snarl and a clear view of his clenching fist soon sent them away. That didn’t solve the problem of the girl and her need to use the toilet.

She looked extremely desperate and judging the distance of the female staff toilets, there was no way that the little girl was going to be able to get there on time. He had to take her.

Casey scooped the girl up with one hand, holding onto her by the straps of her dress. He supported the whimpering child by sitting her in his other hand as he rushed out of the canteen. She was tense, so tense and her cries were getting more and more desperate. The female rest room was too far away.

basched From: basched Date: June 25th, 2011 07:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
The door crashed open.

“Get out! All of you!” Casey’s barking voice was enough to get the three men jumping away from the urinals and running out of the toilets in a frantic rush as they did up their flies. Casey sneered at them and then at the state of the men’s toilets. Thank fully the little girl didn’t need to use the urinals so he inspected the cubicles. Jeff’s office wasn’t being used, but Casey reminded himself that one day he would get rid of it. That was a waste of an extra toilet.

Casey found an adequate cubicle—one that was the cleanest—and set the jiggling toddler down next to the porcelain lavatory. She didn’t make any attempt to go about her business. She carried on hopping.

“There! Go already.” Casey snapped and jabbed his finger at the toilet. He then put down the seat and pointed again, gesturing that he did such a nice thing for her.

“Doe de doe!” She pointed at the door.

“Ah! Of course. My apologies.” Casey understood. Of course, she didn’t need him watching and staring at her in her private moment. He didn’t exactly want to watch either. He nodded and then closed the door, standing directly outside like a sentinel.

There was some furious scrambling, a few grunts of effort as the girl got up onto the toilet and then a long high pitched exclamation of “Eeew!”

“This is the gents. What do you expect, kid? Suck it up and go.”

“Ba kitty! Ga de doe!”

He was being ordered about by a kid? Casey huffed angrily, crossed his arms across his chest and waited. Several of the men came back in, even Lester tried to, but one look at the very angry Casey made them turn back round again.

Then…just as the light tinkling sound of urination began, the little girl began to sing. It was a typically girly and kid like song, sung in gibberish and meant absolutely nothing. She was making it up as she went along and Casey suspected that she was singing so he didn’t have to listen to her tinkle, which he was thankful for.

That was until he realised that a good deal of time had gone by. The girl was peeing rather a lot and the singing was becoming even more garbled. Casey began to grind his teeth.
At last, the girl’s singing words slowed and broke up into single words before….silence. There was no more singing…no more tinkling. Only silence. He didn’t hear anything. No rustle of toilet paper or sound of her getting off the toilet. But she must have finished!

“Are you all done in there?” he asked. No answer. Casey took it upon himself to gently ease open the door to peer inside.

The high pitched scream made the Marine jump back in utter shock.


The pushing force on the door of the cubicle slammed it back, nearly catching his fingers. Casey almost cursed out a word and several phrases he used for Chuck or one of the other Buy Morons, but when the sweet little singing started up again he kept his mouth shut.

Colonel John Casey knew that if Chuck or Sarah found out, he would never hear the end of it.

“Ah dun, Kitty!”

The toilet flushed and the door opened before two little hands tugged at the bottom of his trousers.

The police had better turn up soon.
goddessofbirth From: goddessofbirth Date: June 26th, 2011 12:30 am (UTC) (Link)
Ah ha ha ha ha! Loved it!!
basched From: basched Date: June 26th, 2011 05:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you so much! :) Glad you liked!
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basched From: basched Date: June 26th, 2011 05:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you! I hope you like both parts! XD

I might even post this piece up as a oneshot part of the story.

MWAH! thanks for the inspiration.
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basched From: basched Date: June 26th, 2011 07:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
I only put that in there, thinking that LJ might have done that very thing. Because it did for me on Frisk's site.

Glad that you liked! I am really wanting to write some more of Kitty now. But I have some others to do first!

So chuffed that you liked.
From: cedelede Date: June 23rd, 2011 07:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh! I would like more of 'Best Friends?' please. *snicker*
thefriskyfire From: thefriskyfire Date: June 24th, 2011 04:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm with Cede, I would kill for more 'Best Friends' hilarity!
basched From: basched Date: July 3rd, 2011 02:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hey merc...i'm so sorry! I completely missed this request!

I will get round to it eventually. I'm so bad!

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