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Title: Being Unarmed Sucks.
Pairing/characters: Becker 
Genre: Humour
Summary: Becker seeks out alternative transportation
Author's Note Bascially this is a silly little fic for Ebonyfeather....a sort of what if for her day...well, I hope you like it lass. It just came to me when I saw your post. Happy Birthday. ps. It's not beta'd so there might be mistakes. 

 Damn you Matt Anderson. 

                Why did it have to be my truck?

                The voice was getting louder and louder and with each passing second Becker felt his patience lessen.  

                Shut up! Shut up! Shut the hell up!

                His fist clenched tightly into a ball and after a few tight squeezes he then instinctively reached down to his side. There was nothing there, no sidearm, nor was there the comforting weight on his back. So he had to endure the grating voice and the whiney snorting sound that accompanied it. The terrible jokes and the pig-headedness of this idiot was sickening.

                Oh how he wished he had his shot gun, or even one of the EMDs, to shut this prat up, but there was no god. There was no fairy godmother to grant his wishes and there was no way to make the guy stop without getting himself in trouble. There were other people here and Becker would never hear the end of it from Lester.

                Oh for the love of a shotgun…for the love of my sanity!

                Damn you Matt!

                Blaming his best friend for this predicament wasn’t going to help matters, at least not until later.  So Becker closed his eyes and focused on the things he loved doing.

The weekly card games with the other lads. A beer and evening with Matt, chilling and relaxing.  Doing Ti-chi sessions with Abby in the gym, sparing with her, having high tea and scones with Emily on Sundays. Babysitting Sid and Nancy. Orange Wednesdays at the Odeon with Connor.

 He was hoping for the day when Lester would finally give him his tank when that laugh…that horrible laugh made his entire body cringe and he opened his eyes again.  The guy was right up in his face.

                Becker acted instinctively and swung out with his fist.

                Matt Anderson was going to regret ever destroying Becker’s truck (again!)  and Connor will regret saying no to giving him a lift this morning.

                Public transport sucked.

                Well, that was until everyone else on the bus gave him a huge round of applause. 

                Becker couldn’t help but grin proudly as sat down and propped his feet up on the now empty chair in front of him.  It seemed he wasn’t the only one pissed off with the man who couldn’t keep his mouth shut and they were all—including the driver—cheering him for a deed well done. Maybe it wasn’t so bad after all.

                “Can I buy you a drink sometime?”

                The woman’s pleasant smile managed to convince him that…in the end, it was all worth it. 


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23 comments or Leave a comment
fredbassett From: fredbassett Date: January 24th, 2012 09:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL! Very apt. *g*
basched From: basched Date: January 25th, 2012 07:09 pm (UTC) (Link)

Well..I just had to write it after reading her post. :)
eriah211 From: eriah211 Date: January 24th, 2012 09:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL, poor Becker, public transport! ^_^
basched From: basched Date: January 25th, 2012 07:10 pm (UTC) (Link)

Poor Becker indeed. :) Glad you liked.
freddiejoey From: freddiejoey Date: January 24th, 2012 10:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
Love it!

You know I'm a sucker for Becker!!!!!
basched From: basched Date: January 25th, 2012 07:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
:) Well Becker is the man, ain't he?

Glad you loved it. Cheers for reading.
fififolle From: fififolle Date: January 24th, 2012 10:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh dear! I shouldn't laugh *g*
*laughs anyway*
Poor Becker!!
basched From: basched Date: January 25th, 2012 07:13 pm (UTC) (Link)

You shouldn't laugh? Aw why not?! :)

Poor Becker...but it all worked out in the end! :)
knitekat From: knitekat Date: January 24th, 2012 10:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL. Poor Becker, although it seems to have turned out OK in the end.
basched From: basched Date: January 25th, 2012 07:15 pm (UTC) (Link)

Well of course it had to work out all right for him in the end! That's how it goes...you put your best men through all kinds of crap and torture and then you give them a lovely happy ending! :)

Glad you liked it.
knitekat From: knitekat Date: January 25th, 2012 08:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hee, very true.
clea2011 From: clea2011 Date: January 24th, 2012 11:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL poor Becker!
basched From: basched Date: January 25th, 2012 07:15 pm (UTC) (Link)

It turned out okay in the end though. :) Thanks for reading.
ebonyfeather From: ebonyfeather Date: January 25th, 2012 06:52 am (UTC) (Link)
LOL . Thank you!! This is just brilliant *g*
basched From: basched Date: January 25th, 2012 07:16 pm (UTC) (Link)

I'm pleased that you liked it. After hearing about your ordeal on the bus...I had to write this. Glad it made you laff and I hope you had a good rest of your day, despite having to work on it.
ebonyfeather From: ebonyfeather Date: January 25th, 2012 07:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
I read this on my way to work this morning on the bus (early bus, I might add, about 6:30), and it made me chuckle! I did have a good day yesterday, complete with chocolate birthday cake.
basched From: basched Date: January 25th, 2012 07:29 pm (UTC) (Link)

Awesomeness! Can't go wrong with chocolate cake! :)
nietie From: nietie Date: January 25th, 2012 05:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL! Poor Becks.
basched From: basched Date: January 25th, 2012 07:17 pm (UTC) (Link)

Poor becker...yeah...but he gets the girl and the drink in the end! :)

Well in my head he get Matt every time! :)
dreamer_98 From: dreamer_98 Date: January 26th, 2012 01:19 am (UTC) (Link)
Haha, awesome. Go Becker!
basched From: basched Date: January 26th, 2012 11:58 am (UTC) (Link)

Thank you very much, glad you liked it.
lsellersfic From: lsellersfic Date: February 6th, 2012 05:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
basched From: basched Date: February 6th, 2012 06:04 pm (UTC) (Link)

:) Thanks!
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