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HAPPY BERFDAY AMY! (Not me) - basched

Title: A matter of urgency.  
Characters: Casey, "Boo"
Genre: Humour
Rating: U fine for all.
Summary: A little girl has needs.
Author's Note This is a little short I wrote a while back, for my story Kitty. Which basically uses elements from Monsters Inc and giving it a lovely Chuck spin! I used it as a comment fic in a Meme post. I am currently writing a second chapter, but I thought I would post this properly for Amy on her birthday. It's not beta'd so there will be mistakes. Happy Birthday Amy...yer wonderful and lovely! Enjoy your day and I hope this makes you smile. (If you hadn't already read it before!) 


There was still no sign of the parents or the police. Time was running out, and so was John Casey’s patience. He was not good with children, he didn’t want to be good with children or deal with the way they dribbled and cried and did childish things. But this was a US citizen and he had to protect her…he couldn’t possibly abandon this child…even to the likes of the other Buy More staff.

Now…he had to deal with a new thing this girl was doing. He didn’t like it…it was very ominous. The way she was clenching her legs together, her little hands clutching at the folds of her dress…he didn’t like the way she was hopping from one foot to another or the look of desperation on her face. Her little squeaks and wails said all too clearly what was wrong.

She needed to do some business.

“Don’t you have one of them diaper things? Go if you need to go!” he growled. The girl shook her head and moaned pleadingly at Casey. “You need the toilet?”

“YEAA!” One tiny teeny hand let go of her dress and flapped in the air, beckoning him to take hold and lead her away. “Kitty day me! Pweea?!”

“You’re trained to use the head, take yourself!” he said, ignoring the mean looks he got from a couple of the female green shirts when they came into the room. A snarl and a clear view of his clenching fist soon sent them away. That didn’t solve the problem of the girl and her need to use the toilet.

She looked extremely desperate and judging the distance of the female staff toilets, there was no way that the little girl was going to be able to get there on time. He had to take her.

Casey scooped the girl up with one hand, holding onto her by the straps of her dress. He supported the whimpering child by sitting her in his other hand as he rushed out of the canteen. She was tense, so tense and her cries were getting more and more desperate. The female rest room was too far away.


The door crashed open.

“Get out! All of you!”  Casey’s barking voice was enough to get the three men jumping away from the urinals and running out of the toilets in a frantic rush as they did up their flies. Casey sneered at them and then at the state of the men’s toilets. Thankfully the little girl didn’t need to use the urinals so he inspected the cubicles. Jeff’s office wasn’t being used, but Casey reminded himself that one day he would get rid of it. That was a waste of an extra toilet.

Casey found an adequate cubicle—one that was the cleanest—and set the jiggling toddler down next to the porcelain lavatory. She didn’t make any attempt to go about her business. She carried on hopping.

“There! Go already!” Casey snapped and jabbed his finger at the toilet. He then put down the seat and pointed again, gesturing that he did such a nice thing for her.

“Doe de doe!” She pointed at the door.

“Ah! Of course. My apologies.” Casey understood. Of course, she didn’t need him watching and staring at her in her private moment. He didn’t exactly want to watch either. He nodded and then closed the door, standing directly outside like a sentinel.

There was some furious scrambling, a few grunts of effort as the girl got up onto the toilet and then a long high pitched exclamation of “Eeew!”

“This is the gents. What do you expect, kid? Suck it up and go.”

“Ba kitty! Ga de doe!”

He was being ordered about by a kid? Casey huffed angrily, crossed his arms across his chest and waited. Several of the men came back in, even Lester tried to, but one look at the very angry Casey made them turn back round again.

Then…just as the light tinkling sound of urination began, the little girl began to sing. It was a typically girly and kid like song, sung in gibberish and it meant absolutely nothing. She was making it up as she went along and Casey suspected that she was singing so he didn’t have to listen to her tinkle, which he was thankful for.

That was until he realised that a good deal of time had gone by. The girl was peeing rather a lot and the singing was becoming even more garbled. Casey began to grind his teeth.

At last, the girl’s singing words broke up into single words before….silence. There was no more singing…no more tinkling. Only silence. He didn’t hear anything. No rustle of toilet paper or sound of her getting off the toilet. But she must have finished!

“Are you all done in there?” he asked. No answer. Casey took it upon himself to gently ease open the door to peer inside.

The high pitched scream made the Marine jump back in utter shock.


The pushing force on the door of the cubicle slammed it back, nearly catching his fingers. Casey almost cursed out a word and several phrases he used for Chuck or one of the other Buy Morons, but when the sweet little singing started up again he kept his mouth shut.  

Colonel John Casey knew that if Chuck or Sarah found out, he would never hear the end of it.

“Ah dun, Kitty!”

The toilet flushed and the door opened before two little hands tugged at the bottom of his trousers. 


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From: raevon0206 Date: May 9th, 2012 05:32 pm (UTC) (Link)

Thank you so much. I miss Casey and this was just what I needed. I am so thankful to have such a great friend. I love you dearly. xoxoxoxo
basched From: basched Date: May 9th, 2012 05:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
I miss Casey too and I really want to carry on writing him and Ellie!

This is given me a kick up the bum to carry the other stories on! XD

Hope that your day is still groovy and I loves ya right back! xxxx
freddiejoey From: freddiejoey Date: May 9th, 2012 07:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
This did indeed make me smile too so what a lovely gift.

Nice work groovy babe.

Edited at 2012-05-09 07:51 pm (UTC)
basched From: basched Date: May 10th, 2012 05:01 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you Freddie! Much loved!! :)
sunshineali From: sunshineali Date: May 9th, 2012 11:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
Cute, cute, cute! Where is chapter 1? I love that she calls him "Kitty" So good to see some fresh Jellie. There hasn't been much. :) Hope all is well with you.
basched From: basched Date: May 10th, 2012 05:00 am (UTC) (Link)
Thanks lass!

Oh I haven't put chapter one up here yet....will remedy that when I get the chance. In the meanwhile it's here on Fanfiction.


Hope you enjoy. :)
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